Total Blackout (Syfy) Series Debut: Sadly, it’s not about drunk coeds, but fraidy-cats fumbling around in the dark and touching icky things—like host Jaleel “Erkel” White. This is an actual show that will go on for several weeks, and probably even picked up for a second season. Another victory for quality programming, bravo! … I mean, Syfy!
South Park (Comedy Central) Spring Finale: The episode is titled “Cartman Finds Love,” and it’s with a new girl in school. (Families are still moving to South Park? Don’t they have cable?) As always, this should end well.
Also new tonight:
Don’t Trust the B in Apt. 23, Revenge (ABC); Survivor: One World (CBS); Betty White’s Off Their Rockers, Best Friends Forever, Rock Center With Brian Williams, Law & Order: SVU (NBC), American Idol (Fox); America's Next Top Model: British Invasion (The CW); Dog the Bounty Hunter, Duck Dynasty (A&E); Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC); Ghost Hunters (Syfy); Whitechapel (BBC America); Hot in Cleveland, Happily Divorced (TV Land); Ugly Americans (Comedy Central); The Soup (E!)