Eureka (Syfy) Season 5 Premiere: It’s the final season for the geniuses (and one dumb sheriff) of Eureka, since the popular dramedy is more expensive to produce than a reality show about kicking Bigfoot in the balls or whatever fantastic programming Syfy has on the horizon to replace it. In tonight’s season premiere, the crew of the Titan lands back in Eureka, but it’s four years later—so they missed Obamacare?
Lost Girl (Syfy) Season 2 Premiere: Sure, Season 1 just ended last week, but it’s a Canadian import: They have episodes stockpiled for many winters to come.
Top Gear (BBC America) Season 18 Premiere: That’s right, Season 18. I don’t get it, either.
Richard Hammond’s Crash Course (BBC America) Series Debut: This , however, I do get: Wee fella Richard Hammond drives the world’s most dangerous vehicles and tries to not kill himself, others or various small/large animals. Oh, and he’ll also mingle with local townsfolk during his travels across the U.S. in search of said death machines. If Anthony Bourdain had a penchant for tanks, it might look like Crash Course.
Also new tonight:
Dancing With the Stars, Castle (ABC); How I Met Your Mother, 2 Broke Girls, Two & a Half Men, Mike & Molly (CBS); the Voice, Smash (NBC); Bones, House (Fox); Gossip Girl, Hart of Dixie (The CW); Secret Life of the American Teenager, Make It or Break It (ABC Family); Bethanny Ever After (Bravo); The Bad Girls Club (Oxygen); Mama's Boys of the Bronx (TLC); American Pickers, Pawn Stars (History); Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Travel)