The oddest moment in last night's two-hour Mad Men season premiere? Besides paper bags being used as water balloons? Or Joan's mom shopping for baby formula (poor, deprived kid)? Megan's (Jessica Paré) birthday song for Don.
It's called "Zou Bisou Bisou," not "Zoo Be Zoo Be Zoo," by the way; Megan is, most definitely, "quite the coquette." Enjoy, and watch for Don's soul leaving his body: