TV Tonight: Archer, Project Runway, Jersey Shore

Archer (FX) Season Finale: Can Archer and the ISIS team prevent an epic disaster on the International Space Station? Not likely. How do they keep getting hired, anyway? See you in Season 4, Duchess!

Project Runway All Stars (Lifetime) Season Finale: This season totally lost me when they kicked off Kenley … I mean, I don’t watch Project Runway. I’m a dude. Duh.

Jersey Shore (MTV) Season Finale/Reunion: Yes, they’re going to make a sixth fucking season of Jersey Shore! Snooki will be pregnant and, even harder to believe, The Situation will be sober … so … should be great. Related: The Sitch is currently rehabbing in Utah! Unfortunately, without cameras.

Also new tonight:
Missing (ABC); Community, 30 Rock, Up All Night, Awake (NBC); American Idol, Touch (Fox); The Vampire Diaries, The Secret Circle (The CW); Unsupervised (FX); I Just Want My Pants Back (MTV); Delocated (Adult Swim)