Breaking In (Fox) Season Premiere: One more time: Fox canceled security-firm comedy Breaking In after one season in May 2011, then un-canceled it three months later and scheduled a second season for 2012—which brings us to right here. Christian Slater is still funny, the Reaper kid is still awkward, they’ve added Megan Mullally and now it’s on after New Girl. Just watch it, already.
Ringer (The CW) The best part of trouble-twins soap Ringer, now that it doesn’t make a bit of fucking sense anymore? Besides the recurring presence of former Dexter and Spartacus villainess Jaime Murray? The pulled-from-dialogue episode titles. Previous genius entries have included “Whores Don’t Make That Much,” What Are You Doing Here, Ho-Bag?” and “P.S. You’re an Idiot”; tonight, it’s “You’re Way Too Pretty to Go to Jail.” Well played.
Justified & American Horror Story (FX) Free on the big screen at Brewvies (677 S. 200 West; 21+) tonight, 8 p.m. All the cool people watch TV in a movie theater with beer and nachos, FYI.
Also new tonight:
Cougar Town, The River (ABC); The Biggest Loser (NBC); Raising Hope, I Hate My Teenage Daughter, New Girl (Fox); 90210 (The CW); Dance Moms (Lifetime); Switched at Birth, Jane by Design (ABC Family); Ink Master, American Diggers (Spike); Southland (TNT); Tosh.O, Key & Peele (Comedy Central)