Saturday Night Live (NBC/CW30) Lindsay Lohan (she used to be an actress) hosts SNL for the fourth time tonight, with musical guest Jack White (he used to be a White Stripe). Will she poke fun at her recent tabloid woes? Her child-actor past? Her fantastic, highly underrated, avant-pop albums? Only one thing is certain: White will wear a stupid fucking hat.
Also new tonight:
The Firm (NBC); Q'Viva: The Chosen (Fox); An Idiot Abroad, Oddities (Science); Blue Eyed Butcher (Lifetime); Being Human, Graham Norton, Katy Brand's Big Ass Show (BBC America)