House (Fox) Season 8 Premiere: After ramming his car through Cuddy’s dining room at back in May (nope, not a drive-thru), the doc is in the greybar hotel at the opening of Season 8—and his warden is Eddie from The Cruisers (Michael Pare)! And his new pal in the joint is Erkel (Jaleel White)! And, of course, he’s diagnosing fellow prisoners! Wonder if one is Big Otto from Sons of Anarchy …
Warehouse 13 (Syfy) Season 3 Finale: In the two-hour finale, Myka and Pete head to Wyoming and … wait, we’re gonna spend two hours in Wyoming? No, thanks.
The Playboy Club (NBC) Would it be possible to take The Playboy Club’s ratings even lower than The CW’s tonight? Let’s make this happen—the sooner this is over, the sooner the local scourge known as We Are Utah is over.
Also new tonight:
Dancing With the Stars, Castle (ABC); How I Met Your Mother, 2 Broke Girls, Two & a Half Men, Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-O (CBS); Terra Nova (Fox); The Sing-Off (NBC); Shitastic Playboy Club Replacement (KSL 5); Hart of Dixie, Gossip Girl (The CW); Top Gear (BBC America); The Lying Game (ABC Family); Pawn Stars (History); The Bad Girls Club, Hair Battle Spectacular (Oxygen); The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Most Eligible Dallas (Bravo); Ridiculousness, Death Valley, Cuff’d (MTV)
A House promo that totally blows the “Jail House Rock” opportunity: