New Girl (Fox) Series Debut: A dorkette (Zooey Deschanel) moves in with three dudes and … you’ve seen the promos a hundred times; do I really need to go into this? Sure, she found said dudes on Craigslist, and their only employment seems to be playing pickup basketball, but this could totally last 13 weeks.
Glee (Fox) Season Premiere: There’ll be singing, dancing (or wheeling) and drama at McKinley High! Again! Oh, and Sue (Jane Lynch) is running for congress.
Body of Proof (ABC) Season Premiere: America’s favorite MILF redhead (Dana Delany) is back on the medical examiner case—tonight’s being set in the not-so-idyllic suburbs. No, it’s not Wisteria Lane … is it?
Unforgettable (CBS) Series Debut: America’s soon-to-be-favorite MILF newly-redhead (Poppy Montgomery) is on the case as The Rememberer, or The Lady Mentalist. Basically, she remembers everything, and this helps solve crimes. Just go with it.
Also new tonight:
NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles (season premieres, CBS); Raising Hope (season premiere, Fox); The Biggest Loser (season premiere, NBC); Parenthood (NBC); Tosh.0, Workaholics (season premieres, Comedy Central); Dancing With the Stars (ABC); 90210, Ringer (The CW); Kathy Griffin: Pants Off, The Rachel Zoe Project (Bravo); Teen Mom, Awkward (MTV); Web Therapy (Showtime)
New Girl: She’s adorable, quirky, nave and quirky!