citylog
The E-
Edition:
CW
page
by page

Tumblr.jpg Google_Plus.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
News Blog

The Cinco: Duh-News

by Bill Frost
- Posted // 2011-07-12 -

Last week, the Deseret News "reported" that the Southern Baptists were getting out of the gay-hating business--without checking any facts beyond the news release. Go, citizen/intern journalism!

In honor of this, X96 Radio From Hell blogger Atropos has submitted his own version of The Ocho: a Cinco. Please to enjoy ...

Five other news releases that the Deseret News printed without question:

5. Senator Orrin Hatch spends weekend working the donation dock at The Road Home.

4. George W. Bush and Rocky Anderson to open international peace museum.

3. Rep. Jason Chaffetz submits bill to officially thank Mexico for the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.

2. President Monson calls upon Mormons to keep kosher.

1. Chris Buttars releases autobiography, All My Friends Are Spirit Apes.

  • Currently 3.5/5 Stars.
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Post a comment
REPLY TO THIS COMMENT
Posted // July 12,2011 at 10:57 Please, this is the same paper that tells us the the Author of Twilight supports "Good Mormon Values" in her books. Last I checked pedophilia, ripping people to shreds, etc. don't really fall within the accepted terms of the religion.

 

 
 
Close
Close
Close