Dear GYA, I would like to use this opportunity to make a sincere, fake apology to Kanye West. I shouldn't have made fun of his BBC interview on my show and definitely shouldn't have asked him to send angry tweets at me for ratings. I feel terrible about all of this and, hopefully, Kanye and I can put this fake feud behind us and move forward. Kanye, I'm totally fake sorry. Anything happening this weekend now that I've fake apologized for my fake rap feud? -Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy, Your knack for making fun of black culture at the expense of the audiences is uncanny. You're a lyrical genius, the voice of our generation. Here's what's up for this weekend, starting with Friday's events:
Stand-up comedian Iliza Shlesinger will be onstage at Wiseguys West Valley tonight. The show starts at 9:30. Tickets are $15.
Prolific house DJ, producer and faux-hawk Robbie Rivera will be performing with laptop at Park City Live this evening. Show starts at 9. Tickets are $35.
DJ and producer Phutureprimitive will be at Urban Lounge. Morzfeen and Artifkt are also on the bill. Doors are at 8 p.m. Tickets are $15.
Zest Kitchen & Bar will be hosting Stir-Friday tonight. Two-time City Weekly DJ of the year Flash and Flare and Bello will be providing the music. Music starts at 9; free before 10:30, $5 after.
The Bellfuries will be at the Garage on Beck Street; doors open at 8 p.m. Honey Pine take the opening slot, and Jon Grippe's DJ Record Hop will fill in between/after the sets. Cover is $5.
The Tony Award-winning musical Rent will be going down at The Project tonight. The show starts at 7:30. Tickets are $15-$18.
The Castle of Chaos haunted house will open tonight at 7:30. Admission is $16- $23.
Singer-songwriter Drew Danburry will be at Kilby Court. JP Haynie, Ben Best and The North Valley will warm things up. The show start at 8 p.m. Tickets are $7.
Provo-based indie-band The Moth and The Flame will be at Velour this evening. The show starts at 8. Tickets are $5.
DJ duo Designer Drugs will be at The Depot tonight. The show starts at 9. Tickets are $11.
City Weekly, True TV, Bohemian Brewery & Brewvies will be showing the season finale of AMC's Breaking Bad for free on the big screen at 7 p.m.
Bourbon House will be hosting Funk and Soul Night with DJ Street Jesus tonight at 9. There's no cover.
For the weekend's complete list of things to do, click here.