Dear GYA, Hey, how you doin? I bet you're fantastic. Me? I'm just sitting here wearing nothing but my favorite black-leather cumberbun, eating an assorted medley of chocolate-covered berries and wondering to myself, "Damn, why haven't we hooked up yet?" LOL. Anything to do tonight besides all this tantalizing sexting foreplay? - Carlos Danger
Carlos, gross! Stop sexting everyone; it's not helping your career. But nonetheless, here are a few things for you and your penis to do tonight:
Legendary country singer Merle Haggard and singer-songwriter Paul Thorn will be onstage at Red Butte Garden. The show starts at 7:30. Tickets are $20.
San Francisco-based rock band The Soft White Sixties will be performing at Urban Lounge, beginning at 9. Starmy and The Weekenders will open up. Tickets are $7.
For today's complete list of things to do, click here.