Dear GYA, OK, everybody, who was it that spray-painted "Officer Denowitz is a douche" on that cop car last night? LOL, you guys are sooo crazy! Man, I wish you fellas would hit me up so I can come over and smoke you out with some illegal marijuana joints. Holla at me, let's get #gangnamstyle. -
Officer Frank Denowitz, SLCPD Bob Bobbery, Bobbertown
Frank, I mean Bob, it's a little bold to just ask someone if they want to partake in illegal activities; you don't want to sound like a NARC. Here are some other things to occupy your time today...
The horn-driven funky sounds of the B*Side Players will be on full display at The State Room. Doors open at 8 p.m. Tickets are $12.
For today's complete list of things to do, click here.