Dear GYA, Because Obama is the least transparent president ever, I've demanded he release his college transcripts, passport records, browser bookmarks, Subway Sub Club stamps, Capital One Reward points and, of course, his Netflix recently watched. If he does this by 5 p.m., Oct. 31, I'll quit wearing merkins as toupees . In the meantime, anything good happening? - Donald Trump
Donald, don't forget to see his Smith's Fresh Value Rewards. While you wait, here are a few good things going down:
Glam-rock band L.A. Guns will be onstage at Park City Live tonight. They're known for such jams as "I Love Rock and Roll," "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and "Cry Little Sister," which was the theme song to the 1987 teen vampire flick The Lost Boys. The show starts at 9 p.m.
The electronica band Starfucker will be performing at The Urban Lounge. Led by Joshua Hodges, this Portland, Ore., outfit draws from a relatively small, but impressive catalog—Starfucker (2008), Reptilians (2011) and a forthcoming early 2013 LP. Expect one hell of a show. The doors open at 9 p.m.
Mormon stand-up comedian Heath Harmison will be on the mic at Wiseguys Trolley Square tonight. The Idaho Falls native draws a lot of his humor from growing up as a fat kid in a small town. He also claims to be one of the cleanest comedians in the industry. The show starts at 7:30 p.m.
A few other worthwhile events happening tonight:
- The King's English Bookshop will be hosting a Snooze-a-Palooza story time session today at 4 p.m.
- SLCC is offering a Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide writing course at 6 p.m.
- DJ Derek Yates will be spinning tunes at Zest Kitchen and Bar, beginning at 9 p.m.
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