Dear GYA, I just heard there's a Hulk Hogan sex tape floating around the Internet -- gross! Not only is my childhood ruined but now I have to go home and throw out my WWF Wrestle Buddy. I suppose I'll also have to avoid the Internet for the next 72 hours. Anything good happening? - Blake Burglebot, Granger
Blake, Yeah, a disgusting pro-wrestling sex tape will surely make the Internet an unusable hazardous-waste site till at least Monday morning. Luckily, we have some options.
Let's start with Friday:
- The Ogden and Salt Lake City Ghost Tours will be kicking off today. Click the link for more info.
- SNL alumni Rob Schneider will be onstage at Wise Guys West Valley.
- Rapper Pigeon John will be on the mic at Bar Deluxe, starting at 9 p.m.
- For some college-football action check out BYU as they take on Utah State tonight in Provo. Kickoff is at 8:15 p.m.
- Urban Lounge will be hosting the wobble-friendly event Dubwise, beginning at 9 p.m.
- Harmons 1st Annual Fall Festival will be going down at Harmons Station Park at 3 p.m.
As for Saturday:
- The Step Forward to Cure TSC Walkathon will be happening at Liberty Park, beginning at 11 a.m.
- Stand-up comedian Marcus will be spittin' jokes at Wiseguys West Valley, starting at 7:30 p.m.
- 2nd Tracks Sports annual Ski Swap will be going down all day.
- The Downtown Farmers Market is still going strong at Pioneer Park, starting at 8 a.m.
- Rapper Eligh will be performing at In The Venue/Club Sound at 8 p.m.
- The Halloween Hoot is happening at Tracy Aviary at 9 a.m.
- Singer-songwriter Aimee Mann will be performing at The State Room at 9 p.m. She's also playing a Sunday slot.
And Sunday's events:
- Jordan Park will be hosting the People's Market, starting at 10 a.m.
- The Corin Tucker Band and Swedish-Ish Fish will be playing at the Urban Lounge at 9 p.m.
- The Cathedral of The Madeleine will be the site of the Eccles Organ Festival, starting at 8 p.m.
- Brewvies will be showing the classic hip-hop docs Krush Groove and Style Wars tonight at 5 p.m. for only $5 bucks. (21+)
- Craft Sabbath: October Boutique will be kicking off at the downtown Main Library, starting at 1 p.m.
For the weekend's complete list of things to do, click here.