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8 items on The Ocho's Christmas wish list

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Eight items on The Ocho’s Christmas wish list (download this and take it with you while shopping on Black Friday):

8. The “I Am T-Pain” karaoke mic that makes you “sound like a pro.”

7. A gift card for a year’s worth of Pepperjack Turducken Slammers (as seen on The CW’s Supernatural).

6. A pair of Kiss: Ace Frehley Vans sneakers—not “some roadie dressed like Ace” Payless sneakers (Size 11).

5. The second book by acclaimed author Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Confessions of a Guidette.

4. A Sons of Anarchy “motorcycle club lamp,” for outlaw reading of the above.

3. The iCade iPad “arcade cabinet” with real joystick and buttons.

2. “Dieting With Jesus” fridge magnets, featuring sayings like “Your body is a temple. Fill it with salad.”

1. The Utah Jazz—now priced to move.

Twitter: @Bill_Frost | BillFrost.tv

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