Big Love’s Bill Henrickson is now a Utah state senator. Any advice?
Julie Erickson: Share the love!
Jesse Fruhwirth: Pay your dues for a year or two then switch over to lobbying. That way the corporate payouts you receive no longer need to be washed through PACs and what-not before you spend it on a cruise.
Paula Saltas: He needs a fourth wife, but don’t look at me. I can’t cook or clean, and I don’t look good in plaid dresses.
Bill Frost: He needs an extra wife, maybe something in an Enid Greene.
Derek Carlisle: Lose the wives and buy up some prosties. You’re a senator now. Start acting like one.
Susan Kruithof: I’m going with X96’s Kerry Jackson. Tax Jell-O. That will give you all of the education money you need.
Lia Pretorious: I watch very little TV, and usually it’s either the news or Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert making fun of the news. No Big Love. Besides, I have the real thing living in my neighborhood anyway, so why watch it on TV?
Ted Scheffler: Big Love is still on the air? You’re kidding, right? Sorry, but I’m still catching up on Seinfeld episodes.
Jerre Wroble: Three Vs will keep you right with Heavenly Father and see you through all this: Vitamins, Vicodin and Viagra.
Josh Loftin: I still haven’t finished Season 3 of Big Love, so hopefully this whole rumored Senate campaign doesn’t get in the way of Bill’s pursuit of a fourth wife. That does happen, right?
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