Editor’s note: The April 1 features “End of an Era,” “Sold His Soul” and “End Times” may have led readers to believe that founder John Saltas had sold City Weekly to the LDS Church. The paper has not been sold; Saltas remains involved with the paper. Since we published this issue on April 1, we couldn’t resist an April Fools’ Day prank. To readers whom we caused great upset, we apologize. To everyone else, we hope you enjoyed our passing whimsy.