POSTED // Dec 5,2007 - I’d rather not talk about myself and my achievements. Agree, disagree or neutral? The thing I hate about taking personality tests is my fear of failure. What if I flunk? After coloring in 240 question bubbles with my No. 2 pencil, I’m afraid...

POSTED // Dec 5,2007 - I’m getting tired of everyone beating up on my old missionary companion, Willard “Mitt” Romney. The latest example of how unfair everyone is to Mitt and how they misconstrue his every word, was the nasty criticism he got after the CNN...

POSTED // Dec 5,2007 - A reader named Christy recently wrote in to ask: “Will there be a Santa Pub Crawl in Salt Lake City this year?” We had no idea what that group of crazy drunks was planning, so we asked Derek Meik, a frequent hot tipper who always seems to...

POSTED // Dec 5,2007 - Eight new comic strips coming to your local daily newspaper: 8. Blondie the Newly Single MILF 7. Cathy & Dilbert’s Doomed Office Romance 6. B.C. vs. Intelligent Design 5. Cute Parenting Comic No. 687 4. Hagar the Holocaust-Denier 3....

POSTED // Dec 5,2007 - A research group called Mental Health America recently released a study which ranked Utah the most depressed state in the union. City Weekly asked Carl Radinger of Fendall’s Ice Cream if he agreed with the study and, if so, what might have Utahns...

POSTED // Dec 5,2007 - Gypsy Moon Emporium, 1011 E. 900 South, holds its holiday open house Saturday, Dec. 9, noon-5 p.m.; a visitation by Celtic Santa is expected until 3 p.m. We asked emporium co-owner Rauni, who appears to have some means of communication with the Big Guy,...

POSTED // Nov 28,2007 - A massive right-to-vote law which passed in the wake of the famously bungled 2000 presidential election was supposed to end election shenanigans and complaints of uncounted votes. New national standards meant voter registries would be accurate and open...

POSTED // Nov 28,2007 - Any exotic dancer will tell you a nice set of pasties might cost $15-$20. This may seem pricey for 50 cents’ worth of fabric and glitter, but if the Utah State Tax Commission gets its way, pasties could mean a tax break for strip clubs equaling...

POSTED // Nov 28,2007 - It used to be that I’d be bummed out over a University of Utah football loss to BYU. Not anymore. It’s so familiar at this point that I’m coming to consider a BYU comeback victory in the same manner I regard a smelly pet dog. Sure, the...

POSTED // Nov 28,2007 - OK. Utah lost. So, what’s the good news this week? Lindsay Larkin: I closed on a condo and I’m painting it pink, because I do what I want … even if it’s not my birthday. Don’t judge. Justin Healy: The good news is that people...