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Concession-Speech Quotes
Eight concession-speech sound bites you'll hear from losers in the Nov. 2 elections.
POSTED // Nov 1,2010 - “My opponent ran an honorable campaign … for a goat-molesting douchebag” ...
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Least Popular Halloween Costumes
Eight slowest-selling Halloween costumes currently on FlirtySkank.com.
POSTED // Oct 25,2010 - Sexy MSNBC Commentator ...
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How to Get Cited on Main Street
Eight actions that will get you cited and/or arrested by the Salt Lake Police Department on Main Street downtown.
POSTED // Oct 18,2010 - Failure to refrain from pointing and laughing at SLPD officers on Segways ...
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Top Utah Restaurants Runners-Up
Eight restaurants that narrowly missed the cut for the Top 100 list in our 2010 Dining Guide.
POSTED // Oct 11,2010 - Lucha Libre Mexican Restaurant & Wrestling Gym ...
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Getting High (Legally) in Utah
Eight ways to still get high after the Utah legislature criminalizes Spice.
POSTED // Oct 4,2010 - Lick a stripper pole in Ogden. Actually, lick anything in Ogden ...
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Alice Cooper/Rob Zombie Concert Highlights
Eight highlights of the Alice Cooper/Rob Zombie Halloween Hootenanny concert.
POSTED // Sep 27,2010 - Zombie’s 45-minute mid-show PowerPoint presentation, “Your 401k and You” ...
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What Gary Herbert Doesn't Know
Eight more things Gov. Gary Herbert is unaware of besides a $13 million “settlement payment” to a losing I-15 reconstruction bidder.
POSTED // Sep 20,2010 - That his campaign billboards make him look like the lost member of Devo ...
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Signs Your Art Gallery Is Doomed
Eight signs that your new art gallery probably isn’t going to make it.
POSTED // Sep 13,2010 - The terrible ukulele player out front isn’t quite terrible enough for the hipsters ...
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Censored Craigslist Prostitution Ads
Eight suspected prostitution-related classified ads recently censored by Craigslist.com.
POSTED // Sep 7,2010 - "Hot Asian girl looking for bored house husband to set up PlayStation PS3. I can’t wait to squeeze a new joystick" ...
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Labor Day Weekend Hotspots
Eight top holiday-weekend destination spots for Labor Day 2010.
POSTED // Aug 30,2010 - The frozen-food aisle at Costco ...
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