POSTED // Feb 13,2009 - Eight reasons The Ocho has lasted for three years as of this week (please send your anniversary gifts c/o this publication):.

POSTED // Feb 9,2009 - Eight commercial scanners being considered by the Utah Legislature should driver license info be voted to replace private club memberships:.

POSTED // Oct 1,2008 - Eight Utah banks expected to go out of business in the coming weeks:8. Mutual of Steve (a Division of SteveCorp) 7. Iron Rod’s Tattoo, Piercing & Credit Union 6. Kidz Kapital of Kearns 5. BikiniLoans 4. SugarHouseMoneyHole.net 3. T.J. O’Blotto’s...

POSTED // Sep 24,2008 - Eight more exhibits coming to The Leonardo after the cadaver-riffic Body Worlds:8. Cuisines of the Cosmos: A collection of exotic, international restaurants ranging from Sbarro to P.F. Chang’s (originally titled The Food Court of Forever).  7....

POSTED // Sep 17,2008 -  Eight signs that Salt Lake County Mayor Peter Corroon is just coasting toward re-election:8. He’s planning more appearances on Saturday Night Live as “Tim Calhoun.” 7. Some days (usually Wednesdays and Saturdays) he recklessly...

POSTED // Sep 10,2008 - Eight last-minute items on Utahns’ to-do lists before the Large Hadron Collider plunged the planet into a black hole on Wednesday:8. Get reservations for last supper at Red Lobster. 7. Break news to kids: “Look, everyone in High School Musical...

POSTED // Sep 3,2008 - Eight Utah-related highlights of this week’s Republican National Convention in Minnesota:8. Gov. Jon Huntsman Jr.’s rescheduled speech around the corner at Applebee’s. 7. The Utah Republican Party’s roll call to unanimously nominate...

POSTED // Aug 27,2008 - Eight ways Utahns will be spending Labor Day weekend:8. Looking for a new, low-paying menial job to replace previous menial, low-paying job. 7. Hosting a yard sale to unload all the crap bought at Memorial Day weekend yard sales. 6. Fabricating inconsequential,...

POSTED // Aug 13,2008 - Eight least-popular events at the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, China:8. Men’s Freestyle Speedo Snap  7. Equestrian Trampoline Jumping  6. Heavyweight Foxy Boxing  5. Killing Field Hockey  4. Women’s Synchronized Menstrual...

POSTED // Aug 6,2008 - Eight songs you’ll never hear The Metal Gods—celebrating 301 shows at Liquid Joe’s this week—perform, as told by singer Nigel Thames:8. “Christine Sixteen,” Kiss: Because Gene’s spoken middle eight is really,...