POSTED // Jul 8,2009 - Guten tag from Vienna! I might stay longer, but I´m sure you won´t have any trouble putting the new cop shop on Library Square.

POSTED // Jul 1,2009 - “Menace to Sobriety”

POSTED // Jun 24,2009 - Googling the terms “Jeff Archuleta” and “Rub ’n’ Tug.”

POSTED // Jun 17,2009 - An imminent attack by the Moon People: "It´ll happen at night, most likely."

POSTED // Jun 10,2009 - “Brigham Blunts”

POSTED // Jun 3,2009 - Percy’s Pizzeria & Bath House: “We’ll hold the sausage for you” ...

POSTED // May 27,2009 - "We´ll name it Rocky Anderson Memorial Square ... as soon as that pain-in-the-ass dies, already.".

POSTED // May 20,2009 - Eight better choices to replace Gov. Jon Huntsman Jr. than Lt. Gov. Gary Herbert ...

POSTED // May 13,2009 - "I can´t give you an opinion until Sean Hannity tells me what to think, sorry.".

POSTED // May 6,2009 - Increased investigative scrutiny of the Most True and Wonderful Church on Earth...