The Ocho
Drink Up, Kiddies!
Eight more new alcoholic beverages to worry about being marketed to kids besides 12-percent Blast beer.
POSTED // Apr 26,2011 - Jim Beam’s Lil’ Jimmies (Slogan: “Warm your belly like the hobos do!”) ...
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Green Guide Rejects
Eight features that didn’t make the cut for City Weekly’s Green Guide 2011:
POSTED // Apr 20,2011 - “Can’t Resell? Recycle! How to Turn Your Hybrid Car Into Yard Art” ...
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Stop! Jimmer Time
Eight captions for this new poster of BYU’s Jimmer Fredette.
POSTED // Apr 13,2011 - 8. “I’m Jimmer, and I’ll be your waiter tonight at Iggy’s Fine Dining” ...
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Ocho Bizarro
Eight bizarre Utah news developments that The Ocho didn’t even make up.
POSTED // Apr 5,2011 - Utah is now the first (and only) state with an Official Gun, and it doesn’t even squirt ...
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The Rest of the Best of
Eight new ballot categories already under consideration for City Weekly’s Best of Utah 2012.
POSTED // Mar 30,2011 - 8. Best Mayan Apocalypse Getaway Spot ...
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Big Love: The Real End
Eight ways HBO’s Big Love should have ended.
POSTED // Mar 22,2011 - Juniper Creek prophet Roman Grant returns with an army of prairie-dress zombies ...
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Ocho Go Bragh
Eight terrible St. Patrick’s Day pickup lines.
POSTED // Mar 16,2011 - “So, would you like a little more Irish in you? By that, I mean let’s get naked” ...
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Hidden Texts
Government e-mails and texts you won't see thanks to HB477.
POSTED // Mar 9,2011 - “Can we get the rights to ‘Duh. Winning!’ for next year’s campaign? Make some calls.”
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Jazz Love
Eight ways for the Utah Jazz to rebuild confidence with fans.
POSTED // Mar 1,2011 - New head coach Ty Corbin to consult with a hologram of Jerry Sloan Kenobi before each game ...
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National Public Ocho
Eight concessions to keep Utah tax money flowing into public TV and radio.
POSTED // Feb 21,2011 - All Sesame Street residents to provide documentation of U.S. citizenship; Ernie and Bert to live in separate domiciles ...
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