POSTED // Aug 10,2011 - Eight possible thoughts running through Michelle Bachmann’s mind on the latest Newsweek magazine cover

POSTED // Aug 3,2011 - Eight more threats from Polygamist sect leader Warren Jeffs against accusers besides “sickness and death”

POSTED // Jul 26,2011 - Pantee M. Shields, drummer for female punk band Stab! (Midol overdose)

POSTED // Jul 20,2011 - Eight secrets to accurately testing the temperature of beer

POSTED // Jul 12,2011 - 8. Updating your cat’s Facebook page while at work isn’t a white-collar crime...

POSTED // Jul 7,2011 - 8. Replacing the terrible weeknight bands with slightly less-terrible weeknight bands...

POSTED // Jun 30,2011 - 8. The passing of the torch to Fox News’ replacement host, the Ghost of Ronald Reagan...

POSTED // Jun 21,2011 - 8. “Huntsman 2012: You’ll Believe in a White Billionaire Republican Again”

POSTED // Jun 13,2011 - 8. Hal Jordan derives his powers through an alien ring, so he’s technically more of a super-accessorizer than a superhero.

POSTED // Jun 9,2011 - Eight features that didn’t fit in our Summer Guide 2011.