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Eight important stories your local TV news will have for you after the break.

“Is there a registered Democrat in your neighborhood? We’ll warn you, after this.”

Trick or (No) Treat

Eight items you may find in your child’s trick-or-treat bag this weekend.

A Gold's Gym coupon and a note: "You're way past "fun-size." Go work it off, tubby."

DABC: Loaded Questions

Eight questions asked of Division of Alcoholic Beverage Control commission nominees.

Eight questions asked of the nominees for the Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control commission:

More Prizes for Obama

Eight more awards for Barack Obama to follow up his Nobel Peace Prize.

An honorable mention in the White House's "How Obama Has Saved the Known Universe" essay contest..

Sexy Halloween

Eight least-popular Halloween costumes on sale now.

Being sexy on Halloween is more important this year than ever before.

The Creed Comeback

Eight reasons Creed have reunited for a new album and tour.

There’s a whole new generation of rock dudes who can’t grasp the complexities of Daughtry.

LDS vs. LGBT

Eight more genes not found in human DNA besides the "gay gene," according to LDS General Authority Bruce C. Hafen.

The gene to properly coordinate a mesh T-shirt with ass-less leather chaps ...

The 912 Project

Eight protest signs spotted at last weekend's "912 Project" rally at the Capitol.

“My Imaginary Spiritual Being Can Beat Up Your Imaginary Spiritual Being”

ObamaNation

Eight signs your child was brainwashed by Barack Obama´s school speech on Tuesday.

She dares to ask over dinner, "What if Obama´s not the Antichrist? Can we turn the basement bunker into a playroom?"

Alternate Titles for Bob Bennett’s Leap of Faith

Eight previously considered titles for Utah Sen. Bob Bennett's Leap of Faith: Confronting the Origins of the Book of Mormon:.