Big Love for Utah

Bill Henrickson is no fictional candidate — he's already in the Utah Senate.

One thing about Big Love — it knows every weak joint of local culture.

SLC Bicyclists: Future Dead People

When pedestrians feel safer around cars than bicycles, you know attitude policy is shifting gears.

We all have our pet peeves. Among mine are rude bicyclists. Yet another one nearly wiped me out as I was walking to our office yesterday morning.

Bank on the Utah Jazz, Not the Tribune

The Jazz score, the Tribune flounders and Killpack should have had a designated driver.

Rove & Rush: Dead Sexy

Powerful, ugly, fat, obtuse and callous men — and don't forget attractive.

Assume that the scoundrel had sex with not one, but two women in his lifetime, and it became scary. Why would a single woman, let alone two, submit to such a toad as Karl Rove?

Top 1 of 2009: Karl Rove

Dear Turd Blossom: I can't come up with a Top 10 anything.

The top story of 2009, and perhaps in the history of man, is that Karl Rove is getting divorced from his second wife.

Happy Holly (Mullen) Days

City Weekly's supposed to be critical of politicians, and we will be.

Last week, Holly Mullen announced to her Facebook friends that she is considering a run for the Salt Lake County Council.

Drunk Man Walking

Mayor Becker knows as much about getting a cab in this town as a donkey knows about needlepoint.

Many years ago, when I did time as a bartender, a friend of mine would come into the bar I worked at and get supremely crosseyed...

A Beer for Max Hall

BYU's quarterback is some kind of magical brewski magnet.

I hope you’re all through with the Max Hall debacle. I sure am. It’s high time we forget how much he hates everything about the University of Utah and why.

Utah Won, Max Hall Loses

An hour after the Utah/BYU football game on Nov. 28, BYU quarterback Max Hall made his now-famous remarks about how much he hated “everything” about the University of Utah ...

Happy Apocalypse, President Palin

Just as the Mayans predicted, the death comet of 2012 remains on course.

The closest I ever came to the Mayan civilization was when I visited the Tulum ruins near Cancun and, later, when I ate some chocolate mole at the Red Iguana.