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Death Becomes Us
Skeleton costumes and decorations make the undead feel welcome.
POSTED // Oct 27,2010 - Why are there now more skeletons than jack-o’-lanterns? My neighborhood, in particular, looks like a killing field, with skeletons in various stages of dismemberment ...
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Jiffy Almighty
God explains why Boyd Packer, Carl Paladino and Leviticus are clueless.
POSTED // Oct 20,2010 - When people start talking about what God thinks, you know it’s time to go right to the horse’s mouth and talk to God himself, or herself, or itself, or themselves—God, as we know fro
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Travels With Mit
The erstwhile Romney searches for resonance in modern America.
POSTED // Oct 13,2010 - Mit was fit to be tied. “No one pays attention to me anymore! What do I have to do to get my face out there—paint my toenails and walk naked through Temple Square?”
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Salivating Over Salacious
Gary Herbert finds a new word to chide his opponent and excite his supporters.
POSTED // Oct 6,2010 - Maybe the agitated accidental governor wanted to use a word such as “fallacious,” or “malicious,” but instead got brain wires crossed, or fell victim to the Bush Syndrome ...
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The Iron Rod Doctrine
Changing a label may cure homosexuality.
POSTED // Sep 29,2010 - It may have gone unnoticed by the public at large, but the sermon preached by Brother Keith B. McMullin of the Presiding Bishopric ...
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Gary the Good
Need integrity? Use the 'Utah Defense.'
POSTED // Sep 22,2010 - Already the authoritative Dictionary of Ancient and Modern Defenses has updated its entry on the Utah Defense ...
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Driving Miss Hillary
What if Clinton had won in 2008?
POSTED // Sep 15,2010 - When Hillary Clinton is elected president (in 2016, or maybe 2012), the first person she’ll thank is sexy nonagenarian Betty White ...
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Innovations R Us
POSTED // Sep 8,2010 - The first thing the baby-faced Dean of Disruptive Innovation, Elder Clark Gilbert, did when he arrived for a sit-down interview was to drop trou and moon the entire City Weekly staff.
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Muslim or Mormon?
Mit Romney’s little secret is out.
POSTED // Sep 1,2010 - As is his wont, my close friend and former missionary companion, Mit Romney, has once again gotten himself into a bit of a pickle. It started last week, when he allied himself with the religious bigots...
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Heroic Goat
No need to blame gays, the undocumented or Muslims for America's woes: Samuel will take the heat.
POSTED // Aug 25,2010 - The flier on my front porch was creased and smudged and gave off a distinct barnyard odor ...
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