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Deep End

You're Served

Win a chance to eat dinner with Donald Trump

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // May 30,2012 - There is no clearer difference between Barack Obama and Mit Romney than what a donation to their campaigns will get you.

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Infinite Likes

Theologians reveal Heaven is on Facebook

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // May 23,2012 - The biggest news story last week was a definitive report issued by leading theologians as to the true nature of Heaven.

Deep End

Hairy Hijinks

Mit 'apologizes' for bullying incident

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // May 16,2012 - Everyone has been piling on my old missionary companion for giving a hijinks haircut to a swishy classmate back in prep school.

Deep End

I Heart Mia

Mia Love is no unqualified novelty candidate

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // May 9,2012 - To begin with, she’s got the best name in politics: Mia Love. There are, to be sure, other “Mia Loves” out there in different walks of life ...

Deep End

Fear of Flying

Orrin won't leave cushy Senate seat

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // May 2,2012 - Actually, Uncle Orrin is pretty darn pissed off about having to run in a primary against Dan Liljenquist.

Deep End

Star-Studded

Every celeb can claim Utah connection

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Apr 25,2012 - After a long day, I like to relax by doing a Google search on famous people and their connections, however tenuous, to Utah.

Deep End

Propaganda Specialists

KSL ditches news for faith promotion

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Apr 18,2012 - Here at the Deep End, our crack team of Truth Specialists are pleased to have played a small part in outing KSL News ...

Deep End

Tongue-tied

Romney keeps LDS Church's secrets

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Apr 11,2012 - Predictably, our elderly senior senator, Orrin Hatch, has played the Mormon card in the presidential poker game.

Deep End

You There, God?

Elder Archuleta departs on mission

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Apr 4,2012 - KSL 5 has been in decline for some time, but we can now pinpoint the precise moment it totally gave up any pretense of being a legitimate news organization.

Deep End

Sunday Funday

City Creek gives out free stuff on Sunday

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Mar 29,2012 - Responding to universal criticism about shutting down stores on Sundays in City Creek, Mormon leaders announced today a new “honor system” policy ...
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