POSTED // Oct 24,2012 - I wasn’t at all surprised when Mit(t)’s oldest boy got on the radio last week and started talking like a tough guy. For a long time now, Mit(t)’s No. 1 son has been itching for a fight ...

POSTED // Oct 17,2012 - Still reeling from the proclamation at the latest General Conference lowering the missionary age for both sexes, faithful Mormons are now trying to absorb yet another blockbuster edict ...

POSTED // Oct 10,2012 - What was up (or, more accurately, down) with President Obama in last week’s debate? Both the Twitter universe and the blogosphere are exploding with conspiracy theories ...

POSTED // Oct 3,2012 - You don’t need a meat thermometer to know that Mit(t) Romney is cooked. He’s done. You can see the giant fork sticking in his rump from a mile away.

POSTED // Sep 26,2012 - How was I to know? If they don’t want you to open doors and walk right in while you are naked on a table with a real fit-looking and real tan masseuse working away, well, they should keep the doors locked ...

POSTED // Sep 19,2012 - As the French say, plus ça change, plus ça meme chose: The more things change, the more they remain the same.

POSTED // Sep 12,2012 - Where’s Uncle Orrin? He hasn’t been seen for a very long time, and rumors are swirling about where he might be, or even if he still is, as in still alive.

POSTED // Sep 5,2012 - “Without a word, he joined me and started helpfully plucking clothes from around the room and folding them. By the time Mit(t) left, not only did I feel welcome, my laundry was done.”

POSTED // Aug 29,2012 - At what was billed as Willard “Mit” Romney’s “Mormon Coming Out Party,” the newly ordained Republican presidential nominee solidified his birther credentials by producing his celestial birth certificate.

POSTED // Aug 22,2012 - Never saw it coming. One minute, Mia and I are thick as thieves, snug as two bugs in a rug, soul mates and eternal companions.