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Kingdom Crossing

Illegal immigration is a never-ending story.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // May 6,2009 - With all the controversy swirling around the Mormon church's defiance of immigration law--specifically, its practice of sending illegal aliens out into the mission field...

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Tormenters in Chief

For presidents, torture is something of an acquired taste.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Apr 29,2009 - People shouldn't be too surprised at the Bush administration's enthusiastic endorsement of torture: thumbs up, way up, for thumbscrews. After all, through the years, the White House has had many notable associations with torture.

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Sob Story

Susan Boyle’s dream is making us blubbering fools.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Apr 22,2009 - But after a couple of days of continual sobbing, I found myself emotionally spent and physically dehydrated...

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Call Me ‘Mit’

Mitt Romney beefs up his campaign by cutting down on extras.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Apr 15,2009 - It came as no surprise to me that my old missionary companion Mitt Romney is doing what he needs to do to avoid the McCain multi-residence problem ...

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Nearly News

A hypothetical leap could transform the newspaper industry.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Apr 8,2009 - Already the journalistic community is hailing this revolutionary breakthrough in the newspaper business. Roy Gleason Frobisher, ombudsman-in-chief and holder of the Leonard Monboddo Chair in Futurology...

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I’m Nobody’s Mama

When at the bar, be careful what you say about cougars.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Apr 1,2009 - “What’s wrong with being a cougar? Didn’t you hear me, I said, what’s wrong with being a cougar?

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Facebook Surprise

An immortal’s take on Big Love and skimpy loincloths.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Mar 25,2009 - I had lost touch with Aha, whom most people know as one of the Three Nephites, those lucky gentlemen granted immortality by Jesus when he visited Zarahemla here in America soon after he was crucified overseas.

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Half Moon Rising

A nipple sighting might take your mind off the faltering economy.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Mar 18,2009 - Nipplemania is sweeping the nation. Hardly a day goes by without another nipple sighting. Not just your ordinary nipple sighting, but a nipple attached to the breast of a celebrity of the female variety.

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No Peeking

Keep that thing covered, and all will be right with the world.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Mar 11,2009 - First there was the "Zion Curtain," now there is the "Saintly Shield," both from the moral mind of John Valentine, the Republican state senator from Oremland.

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The Burger Ban

Did the Lord say meat in moderation, or not?

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Mar 4,2009 - The people who were present when the Lord visited the temple dining room the other day are keeping mum, but those who were in the next room said it sounded like the Lord was very angry. “We h
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