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Idiocracy

Legislators embrace their intellectual failings.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Feb 10,2010 - "Everyone knows we have the dumbest Legislature in the land," said Herb Swander, the man who came up with the idea to raise the IQ level in the Utah Legislature.

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Zoo Revolt

Zebra deaths trigger animal uprising.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Feb 3,2010 - In an unprecedented demonstration of solidarity, animals all over the world are boycotting Utah’s Hogle Zoo.

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(Nude) Model Family

Mit Romney and Scott Brown have more than a “brief” connection.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Jan 27,2010 - My former missionary companion, Mit Romney, was mad as hell. “Why does this happen to me all the time?"

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The Man with a Plan

Someone’s in charge, right?

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Jan 20,2010 - If we are willing to cut God (by the way, does anyone know what his last name is?) some slack, we could say that he just wasn’t paying attention...

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Downtown Spreading

LDS Church eyes parking lot for the sport of the gods, lawn bowling.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Jan 13,2010 - One of my New Year’s resolutions is to get back in touch with old friends.

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Into Their Couplets

Utah’s big shots usher in a new year.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Jan 6,2010 - Everyone came to our New Year’s party, Even Sarah Palin, trim and tarty.

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Dammit, Janet

Why Susan Sarandon’s nude ping-pong gets a pass.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Dec 30,2009 - Real life is a lot funnier than anything you can make up.

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Love, Factually

The making of a classic Christmas love tale?

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Dec 23,2009 - The National Association for the Preservation of the Christmas Spirit (N.A.P.C.S.) has just named Love, Actually as the Christmas movie of the decade...

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Henny Oldman

Orrin Hatch, Jewish comedian, appearing in a town near you.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Dec 16,2009 - Fresh from his success with his blockbuster holiday hit, “Eight Days of Hanukkah"...

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Rainbow Woods

Tiger comes out of the closet to save his reputation.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Dec 9,2009 - With the surge of past and present girlfriends now threatening to tarnish Tiger’s image for all time and eternity...
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