POSTED // Apr 10,2013 - By now, everyone has seen the video of the crazy coach from Rutgers zinging basketballs at his players’ heads, administering forearm shivers ...

POSTED // Apr 3,2013 - Although the special costume theme was corsets at the immensely popular Fetish Ball, held on the night before Easter, a large number of fetishists came attired in papal regalia ...

POSTED // Mar 27,2013 - Everybody thinks the Brethren were pressured into letting an LDS lady get up and give a prayer at Conference this April.

POSTED // Mar 20,2013 - As soon as he got on the bus just outside the Smith’s on 2100 South, I knew he was the new pope: Papa Francesco, formerly Jorge Mario Bergoglio.

POSTED // Mar 13,2013 - The notebook arrived in the mail in a padded envelope, accompanied by a cryptic message scribbled on a torn piece of yellow paper.

POSTED // Mar 6,2013 - This is no job for old men, thinks the Prophet, as he watches another old man, almost exactly the same age, actually, rise into the sky in his white helicopter.

POSTED // Feb 27,2013 - People have the wrong idea about the Utah Legislature. It is commonly thought that our legislators are an embarrassing gaggle of nincompoops.

POSTED // Feb 20,2013 - “You can smell the ship,” said Errin Something or Other, the CNN news hostess, wrinkling her longish nose in disgust.

POSTED // Feb 13,2013 - With much of the discussion about allowing gay boys and men into the Boy Scouts now centering on the delectable irony of the Boy Scout founder, Lord Robert Stephensen Smyth Baden-Powell, being himself both a gay boy and a gay men, we thought it would be useful to go right to the horse’s mouth, as it were, and have a chat with a grand-nephew twice-removed of the great Boy Scout founder.

POSTED // Feb 6,2013 - Highly placed sources have confirmed that embattled Utah Attorney General John Swallow plans to use the controversial “Krispy Kreme defense” to fight charges of bribery in the notorious Jeremy Johnson case.