Ego Rising

Oprah's massive self-worth threatens to take over the world.

POSTED // Jun 1,2011 - At first they thought they could keep it tethered by triple-strength titanium-reinforced steel cables, but their calculations proved no match ...

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To Circumcise or Not

Is forgoing foreskins barbaric?

By D.P. Sorensen

POSTED // May 25,2011 - For the ancient Greeks, it was a thing of beauty; for the Dogon peoples of West Africa, it was a nasty female-like accessory ...

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Part-time Faithful

Romney dials back his Mormon side

By D.P. Sorensen

POSTED // May 18,2011 - In the wake of Jon Huntsman Jr.’s waffle on his status as a Mormon, the other Mormon in the Republican presidential race, Mit Romney ...

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Al-Qaeda Among Us

Before Obama gave the order, Osama was road-tripping across the United States.

By D.P. Sorensen

POSTED // May 11,2011 - Reports are rapidly coming in about Bin Laden sightings in such perennial tourist favorites as Yellowstone, Yosemite, Mount Rushmore and Dollywood.

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Mogul of Mystery

Scientists puzzle over whether Donald Trump indeed exists.

By D.P. Sorensen

POSTED // May 4,2011 - Buffoon that he is, no one ever took game-show host and beauty-queen impresario Donald Trump seriously.

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To Sir, With Love

Huntsman’s gushing letters to leaders simply follow the super-sweet Utah style.

By D.P. Sorensen

POSTED // Apr 27,2011 - The Huntsman campaign is moving swiftly to counter the barrage of bad publicity in the wake of the leaked “love letters” ...

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Wayfaring Singles

It's time for all good ward-hoppers to cease their wandering.

By D.P. Sorensen

POSTED // Apr 20,2011 - You see them wandering from ward to ward, these forlorn young people in search of eternal companions ...

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Goin' to the Temple

LDS Church counsels members to not lose that loving feeling.

By D.P. Sorensen

POSTED // Apr 13,2011 - I want to be the first person to come to the defense of the Prophet, who has been catching holy heck since ...

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Seize the Day

Church leaders scramble to capitalize on Mormon Mania.

By D.P. Sorensen

POSTED // Apr 6,2011 - Now that The Book of Mormon is a smash hit on Broadway, Mormon Mania is sweeping the nation. Mormon Mania has left March Madness in the dust ...

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Loose Lips Sink Mark Zuckerberg's Ships

Sen. Orrin Hatch and other onlookers shocked and appalled by Facebook founder's dropping of the F-bomb.

By D.P. Sorensen

POSTED // Mar 30,2011 - “Heavens to Betsy!” Orrin Hatch’s exclamation signaled his shock at the arrest of Mark Zuckerberg for dropping the F-bomb in the Marriott Center at Brigham Young University ...