“How’d I do?” he asked, mopping his brow with a super-absorbent Brawny paper towel. He had just endured 15 minutes with Letterman, and it wasn’t pretty ...

One of the pleasures of walking my dog along Wasatch Drive, just above the mortuary, is imagining the mayhem that would result from a motor vehicle scattering the colorfully clad spandex bicyclists ...

My old missionary companion Mit Romney is a bit of a fussbudget, so none of his close friends were surprised by the recent airplane incident, which I witnessed.

Yesterday, the Utah Legislature, voting along party lines, approved a measure that will return Utah to a state of nature.

"Everyone knows we have the dumbest Legislature in the land," said Herb Swander, the man who came up with the idea to raise the IQ level in the Utah Legislature.

In an unprecedented demonstration of solidarity, animals all over the world are boycotting Utah’s Hogle Zoo.

My former missionary companion, Mit Romney, was mad as hell. “Why does this happen to me all the time?"

If we are willing to cut God (by the way, does anyone know what his last name is?) some slack, we could say that he just wasn’t paying attention...

One of my New Year’s resolutions is to get back in touch with old friends.

Everyone came to our New Year’s party, Even Sarah Palin, trim and tarty.