POSTED // May 15,2013 - Mayor Ralph Becker has a bold new plan to regain the widespread popular support he’s squandered the past couple of years with various boneheaded projects ...

POSTED // May 8,2013 - The statuesque young tennis player was ironing her clothes in the nude. Tennis legend and noted lesbian Martina Navratilova told her to go get a towel or put on a robe.

POSTED // May 1,2013 - Last week, the five members of the most exclusive club in the universe, Living Presidents, assembled to celebrate the over-the-top shrine to the most embarrassing person ever to occupy the White House.

POSTED // Apr 24,2013 - A long time ago on a campus not that far away, we would sometimes catch a glimpse of a slight, bespectacled fellow going from building to building ...

POSTED // Apr 17,2013 - I am but a simple scribe, just one amongst a host of scribes who toil anonymously deep in the bowels of the Ministry of Truth.

POSTED // Apr 10,2013 - By now, everyone has seen the video of the crazy coach from Rutgers zinging basketballs at his players’ heads, administering forearm shivers ...

POSTED // Apr 3,2013 - Although the special costume theme was corsets at the immensely popular Fetish Ball, held on the night before Easter, a large number of fetishists came attired in papal regalia ...

POSTED // Mar 27,2013 - Everybody thinks the Brethren were pressured into letting an LDS lady get up and give a prayer at Conference this April.

POSTED // Mar 20,2013 - As soon as he got on the bus just outside the Smith’s on 2100 South, I knew he was the new pope: Papa Francesco, formerly Jorge Mario Bergoglio.

POSTED // Mar 13,2013 - The notebook arrived in the mail in a padded envelope, accompanied by a cryptic message scribbled on a torn piece of yellow paper.