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Sept. 3-9: Intense cravings for candy?

By Rob Brezsny
POSTED // Sep 2,2009 - Your assignment is to get angry in the most unique, brilliant, and constructive way possible. Merely being annoyed and muttering generic curses will definitely not be sufficient.

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Aug. 27-Sept. 2: Twister, Not Twitter

By Rob Brezsny
POSTED // Aug 26,2009 - I was listening to a sports talk show on the radio. The host had recently discovered Twitter, and was pleased with how many fans he had already accumulated ...

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Aug. 20-26: Your parents were psychotic drug dealers

By Roland Sweet
POSTED // Aug 21,2009 - Maybe you weren't listened to very attentively as a child. Perhaps you were dressed in clothes you didn't like, hugged only three times a year, and fed food you were allergic to.

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Aug. 13-19: You could become a wizard in a flash

By Rob Brezsny
POSTED // Aug 12,2009 - I started producing some good work within 10 years of launching my writing career, but I didn't hit my stride until the 18th year. From what I hear, many other skills require a long training period as well.

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July 30-Aug 6: Are you a gelatinous pool of longing yet?

By Rob Brezsny
POSTED // Jul 29,2009 - Are you a gelatinous pool of longing yet? Are you a perfumed garden of madly blooming purple explosions? Are you throbbing and gooey and half-nauseous with that delicious sickness some people called love?

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July 23-29: Are you ready to experience something resembling time-travel?

By Rob Brezsny
POSTED // Jul 22,2009 - Storm chasers are people who love traveling around the continent in pursuit of wild weather. Nothing feeds their lust for life more than getting up-close and personal with a tornado or supercell thunderstorm.

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July 16-22: Cuckoo birds build no nests of their own

By Rob Brezsny
POSTED // Jul 15,2009 - Cuckoo birds build no nests of their own. Instead, they rely on trickery to raise their young. The female cuckoo lays her eggs in the nest of a host whose eggs are similar in size and color. The host, often a sparrow...

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July 9-15: An annoying itch in your heart

By Rob Brezsny
POSTED // Jul 8,2009 - Miracle of miracles: A pointless pain in the butt will soon stop bugging you. Meanwhile, an annoying itch in your heart is subsiding, and may even disappear. As a result of these happy developments...

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July 2-8: I can read the minds of animals

By Rob Brezsny
POSTED // Jul 1,2009 - Time to diversify your energy sources, Aries. It’s as if you’ve grown too dependent on oil—metaphorically speaking—and have neglected to develop relationships with wind turbines, solar panels, natural gas, and other mans of generating power.
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