POSTED // May 24,2012 - ABC Returning: The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor Pad, Body of Proof, Castle, Dancing With the Stars, Don’t Trust the B in Apt. 23, Grey’s Anatomy, Happy Endings, Last Man Standing, The Middle, Modern Family

POSTED // May 17,2012 - Thursday, May 17Community (NBC) In the 90-minute season finale (actually, three half-hours), the Greendale gang takes on Breaking Bad’s Gus (Giancarlo Esposito), Chang’s new security dicta

POSTED // May 10,2012 - Thursday, May 10 The Big Bang Theory (CBS) The gang rush to get Bernadette and Howard married before he’s shot into space; Amy makes more lesbian overtures toward Penny; CBS pre-sells 10 more

POSTED // May 3,2012 - Season Finale: Had high hopes for 2 Broke Girls when it premiered back in September, but 20 episodes later? There’s a “not-so-fresh feeling” joke here somewhere.

POSTED // Apr 26,2012 - Metalocalypse—the Adult Swim series about Dethklok, a heavy metal band so powerful that the global economy rises and falls with them—returns Sunday, April 29 for Season 4 after 18 months o

POSTED // Apr 19,2012 - Series Debut: “I’m a political leper and an emotional time bomb, so here’s an idea: Let’s put me onstage.” That sums up new Vice President Selina Meyer (Julia Louis-Dreyfus)

POSTED // Apr 12,2012 - It hasn’t even premiered yet, and star/creator/writer/director/producer Lena Dunham is already receiving comparisons to DIY auteur Louis C.K. for her Girls—see all those slashes? Makes sense. Even though it’s a comedy about four female friends in New York City, Girls is as different from Sex & the City as Louie is from, well, everything

POSTED // Apr 5,2012 - In the second new midseason series wherein ABC is afraid to use “bitch” in the title, Krysten Ritter (still best-known as Jesse’s ODed girlfriend in Season 2 of Breaking Bad) stars as the untrustworthy B

POSTED // Mar 22,2012 - The Season 4 finale of Mad Men aired (cabled?) Oct. 17, 2010—17 months ago! Squint hard and remember: Don (Jon Hamm) had impetuously proposed to his much, much younger secretary, Megan (Jessica Paré)...

POSTED // Mar 15,2012 - It’s only been off the air for three months; you’d think NBC dropped a truckload of babies into a cage full of puppies and then fed them all to a pit of snakes (I’ve just anchored your summer schedule, TLC—you’re welcome).