POSTED // Dec 27,2012 - Narrow it down to 12 “best” TV series and movies for 2012? Forget it. The Only TV Column That Matters™ goes the extra mile—76 extra miles, to be exact.

POSTED // Dec 20,2012 - This season of Yelling in Sunglasses finally shut the book on The Man Who Served Michael Westen’s Burn Notice (CIA termination; the show really should have been called Fired Spy),

POSTED // Dec 13,2012 - Breaking: All of your stories are taking Christmas off; most will return January 2013. Here’s how they’re saying buh-bye this week:

POSTED // Dec 6,2012 - All you need to know about The Mistle-Tones: It stars Tia Mowry and Tori Spelling as rival leaders of holiday vocal groups headed for a showdown on Christmas Eve, and it was filmed in Salt Lake City and Ogden

POSTED // Nov 29,2012 - Series Debut: After the Season 2(!) premiere of Rocket City Rednecks, it’s American Chainsaw, a new reality series about “The Machine” Jesse Green and his motley crew of Massachusetts chainsaw sculptors.

POSTED // Nov 21,2012 - Like awkward family get-togethers, Black Friday (or Black Thursday, or Black 11:59 p.m.) and vodka-infused cranberries, the Very Special Thanksgiving Episode of television shows is a ’Merican tradition.

POSTED // Nov 15,2012 - The Rolling Stones always were, and still are, cooler than the Beatles. Sure, they’re incapable of knowing when to retire and haven’t produced a truly classic album since 1978’s Some Girls,

POSTED // Nov 8,2012 - The Only TV Column That Matters™ isn’t one for bloodlust and death wishes … oh wait—yes, I am! ... but where are all the cancelled shows?

POSTED // Nov 1,2012 - Season Premiere: ABC is flush with smart, modern sitcoms, and yet somebody keeps green-lighting stale crap like Last Man Standing, which debuted last season to many a dumbfounded “Uh, why?”

POSTED // Oct 25,2012 - Halloween Special: Bryan Fuller’s fantastical Munsters makeover was meant to be a series, but NBC decided to move forward with surer fall-season winners like, oh, pick one (as long as it’s not Animal Practice—more on that later).