POSTED // Oct 17,2013 - Series Debut: The story of Mary, Queen of Scots may seem a little ambitious for The CW—but don’t worry, it’s still PG-13 Tudors-lite sexy. Oh, and mostly fabricated and era-incorrect. What-evs.
POSTED // Oct 10,2013 - Too early for a fall-television death watch/report card? Not for The Only TV Column That Matters™! After crunching the ratings numbers and several plates of nachos, I’ve semi-scientifically determined where all of the shows
POSTED // Sep 26,2013 - Season Premiere, Series Debut: Alleged Langley bomber Nicholas Brody (Damien Lewis) is laying so low in the Season 3 premiere of Homeland … let’s just say it’s pretty damned low.
POSTED // Sep 12,2013 - Series Debuts: Seth MacFarlane’s live-action sitcom is already catching heat for a stereotypical depiction of an Asian woman in a schoolgirl outfit, but come on—there’s sooo much more to hate about Dads
POSTED // Aug 29,2013 - On Monday, Sept. 2, FX launches spin-off network FXX. If that’s not confusing enough—most viewers aren’t going to notice that extra “X,” no matter how many promos you beat over their heads
POSTED // Aug 22,2013 - “Maybe all we gotta do is stay dry and it’ll leave us alone,” says Victim No. 46 of Syfy’s Ghost Shark, injecting logic where it damned well doesn’t belong—but at least this is more plausible than Sharknado
POSTED // Aug 15,2013 - Series Finale: When the beloved first Being Human vampire-werewolf-ghost trio of Mitchell, George and Annie left the show rather awkwardly and Syfy’s Americanized version of the show turned out to be surprisingly not-sucktastic