POSTED // Jun 4,2008 - Swingtown Thursday, June 5 (CBS) Series Debut: Since the Parents Television Council (True TV’s favorite moral watchdog group, right after Christians Undoing Naughty Television) began editorializing against the “evils” of Swingtown before...

POSTED // May 28,2008 - Lost Thursday, May 29 (ABC) Two-Hour Season Finale: Me, I only care about the polar bears and the giant four-toed foot—where’s my closure? Lost will end, definitely, in 2010; the current strike-shortened season has benefited so much from having...

POSTED // May 21,2008 - The shortest and most effdup network TV season in recent memory is finally over—now comes the time to pick through the carcasses. The Only TV Column That Matters™ knows that all you care about is “Has my favorite show been canceled?”...

POSTED // May 7,2008 - When Season 2 of The Bad Girls Club (Oxygen; season finale Tuesday, May 13) premiered last December, The Only TV Column That Matters™ doubted it could live up/down to the substandards set by the skanktacular dream team of Season 1: Drama, tears,...

POSTED // Apr 30,2008 - Nobody cares about what’s on TV right now. You spent the entirety of the writers’ strike whining about “your shows” being in perpetual reruns with no new episodes in sight, and now that they’re finally back … nothing....

POSTED // Apr 23,2008 - Ugly Betty, Grey’s Anatomy, Lost Thursday, April 24 (ABC) Post-Strike Returns: It may seem like forever, but Ugly Betty’s only been off for a couple of months; the last new episode aired Jan. 24, now it’s returning on April 24 with...

POSTED // Apr 16,2008 - Eli Stone Thursday, April 17 (ABC) Season Finale: Eli goes under the knife to remove the brain aneurysm that’s turned him into such a pain in the ass—will it cure his prophet complex or leave him a vegetable? One kinda takes care of the other,...

POSTED // Apr 9,2008 - 30 Rock, The Office Thursday, April 10 (NBC) Post-Strike Returns: The first episode back for Tina Fey’s 30 Rock after an eternity off? “MILF Island,” about a faux reality show that’s become a huge hit for NBC—now that’s...

POSTED // Mar 19,2008 - The decline of civilization can be traced to two causes: Reality television and teenagers. Like a nasty reality fashion show, with each new season, they cause series after series to be replaced with more outrageous and skanky offerings. According to my...

POSTED // Mar 12,2008 - Lil’ Bush Thursday, March 13 (Comedy Central) Season Premiere: How is it that Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s That’s My Bush! (President Dubya as wacky sitcom star) only lasted one season in 2001, and the inferior Lil’ Bush (President...