POSTED // Oct 1,2008 - Ghost Whisperer Friday, Oct. 3 (CBS) Season Premiere: Last year, The Only TV Column That Matters™ found a third reason to watch—or TiVo, as I’m usually out carousing on Friday nights—CBS’ Ghost Whisperer: The snark relief...

POSTED // Sep 24,2008 - The Office Thursday, Sept. 25 (NBC) Season Premiere: Did you watch all of those online Webisodes with Kevin over the summer? Yeah, me neither. On the season premiere of The Office (which wasn’t previewed for the TV intelligentsia), says here that...

POSTED // Sep 17,2008 - It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Thursday, Sept. 18 (FX)nn n n Watch It n Consider It n  Fuck It Season Premiere:...

POSTED // Sep 10,2008 - The biggest TV hits of the summer (in relative terms; June-August viewership is always low, even if you can’t afford gas to get away from the tube) were crap, shows your grandparents and slower officemates just looove: America’s Got Talent,...

POSTED // Sep 3,2008 - True Blood Sunday, Sept. 7 (HBO) Series Debut: Remember HBO? Used to have all the buzz around its original, groundbreaking series? No? It was the precursor to Showtime—got it now? HBO’s first new original series since those craptastic therapy...

POSTED // Aug 27,2008 - Prison Break Monday, Sept. 1 (Fox) Season Premiere: After breaking out of all those damned prisons, Linc and Mike are breaking back in for Season 4! Or something. The Buzzcut Bros. are bent on taking down The Company (the secret multinational group...

POSTED // Jul 30,2008 - A terrible thing has happened. Actually, two terrible things have happened. Could be three, if you want to count the utter lack of new television happenings for The Only TV Column That Matters™ to hack about this week. I know I do—in a few...

POSTED // Jul 23,2008 - Emmy Nom-Noms Nominations for the 2008 Emmy Awards were announced last week, and AMC’s Mad Men and FX’s Damages made history as the first basic-cable series to ever score Best Series recognition. Mad Men, sure—but Damages? Really? Over...

POSTED // Jul 16,2008 - The Office Webisodes Thursdays (NBC.com) Conventional current entertainment “wisdom” goes that nobody watches television shows “live” upon first broadcast anymore; it’s all about DVR “timeshifting,” DVD sets,...

POSTED // Jul 9,2008 - Burn Notice Thursday, July 10 (USA) Season Premiere: Now that Season 2 of Burn Notice—one of the most geeked-about series in recent True TV history—is finally here, is the hype still to be believed? Yes and no. On the yes side, the deep-conspiracy...