POSTED // Aug 12,2009 - Maybe AMC’s relentless hype for the accolade-ridden ‘60s-set drama has worked too well: “I don’t subscribe to that channel, so I can’t watch Mad Men” is a strangely frequent response. Jesus, people: The former American Movie Classics is a basic cable network ...

POSTED // Aug 5,2009 - Remember Saturday Night Live’s Chris Kattan? The artist formerly known as Mango is essentially playing himself in Bollywood Hero ...

POSTED // Jul 29,2009 - Purely by accident last week, The Only TV Column That Matters caught a couple of episodes of the new L.A. Ink season ...

POSTED // Jul 22,2009 - If you’re getting misty over the cancellation of Christina Applegate’s uneven-but-usually-funny series, consider this: To pick it up for another season, ABC wanted to slash Samantha Who?’s budget, shoot it like traditional sitcom and add a (!) laugh track.

POSTED // Jul 15,2009 - Like Pushing Daisies and Eli Stone before it, once-great series Dirty Sexy Money is getting the Saturday-night brush-off from ABC—in the dead of summer, no less ...

POSTED // Jul 1,2009 - Ready for yet another pair of dark-suited male/female Fed partners trading feisty quips and sexual tension? Of course you are! According to the TV programming brain trust, you can’t get enough of ’em!

POSTED // Jun 24,2009 - First of all, this new Thomas Jane-headlined series is not just one continuous dick joke after another. Second of all, what’s wrong with dick jokes, anyway?

POSTED // Jun 17,2009 - Now that the canceled Pushing Daisies has been given the Saturday night shove-off treatment, it’s time to run out the clock on Eli Stone ...

POSTED // Jun 10,2009 - Vampire geeks, ready the red wine and black Snuggies! Season 2 of Alan Ball’s sexy-Cajun-vamps series True Blood doesn’t necessarily follow Book 2 of Charlaine Harris’ Sookie Stackhouse source series, but there’s little room to complain ...

POSTED // Jun 3,2009 - Last we saw Burn Notice’s Michael Westen, he was jumping from a helicopter after cutting ties with the mysterious group that burned him out of the spy business—unfortunately for him, they were also protecting him from the bad guys he pissed off when he was still a government man.