POSTED // Oct 6,2010 - Two years ago, The Only TV Column That Matters™ wrote off The CW completely; something to the effect of, “This network is deader than Orrin Hatch’s six previous host bodies” ...
POSTED // Sep 30,2010 - American temp Todd Margaret (David Cross) bluffs his way into a top-level sales position with Thunder Muscle (!) energy drink’s London office ...
POSTED // Sep 23,2010 - An insult to India and fans of Parks & Recreation—why exactly is Amy Poehler hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend if her show’s been pushed back to 2011 because of this crapfest?
POSTED // Sep 9,2010 - The difference between Nikita and 1997-2001 cult cable series La Femme Nikita, as well as the two crap ’90s films that inspired it?
POSTED // Sep 2,2010 - Back in the first season, The Only TV Column That Matters™ had only one criticism of Sons of Anarchy: Jax (Charlie Hunnam) seemed a little soft ...
POSTED // Aug 26,2010 - Season 4 of Burn Notice has put a wild-card twist on the usual “Here’s the caper, here’s how I’m going to pull it off while looking really cool in under an hour” job-of-the-week routine ...
POSTED // Aug 19,2010 - August: Television’s suckiest month. Despite a handful of essential series and a couple of semi-guilty pleasures, there just ain’t much happening right now ...
POSTED // Aug 12,2010 - For you whiners who still have Season 3 in the Netflix queue and insist that the rest of us respect your decision to live in 2007: Spoiler Alert! ...
POSTED // Aug 5,2010 - The Only TV Column That Matters™ was skeptical about Warren the Ape when it premiered in June—seriously, a Greg the Bunny spin-off?