POSTED // Aug 1,2011 - Shunned by ‘Merica, Kenny Fucking Powers (Danny McBride) makes his baseball comeback in Mexico, pitching for the Charros and smoking and screwing everything in sight. Easily the most important sports saga since Rocky, or at least Rocky II.

POSTED // Jul 25,2011 - A soldier (Jake Gyllenhaal) takes over another man’s body for eight minutes at a time over and over again to stop a train bomber

POSTED // Jul 18,2011 - Take Me Home Tonight Two 1980s losers (Topher Grace and Dan Fogler) steal a car, snort blow, crash a party, get laid and learn Valuable Life Lessons: Love conquers all, status isn’t everything

POSTED // Jul 11,2011 - A couple (Patrick Wilson and Rose Byrne) move into a haunted house, only to have their son fall into a mysterious coma. But is it the house or the family that’s actually haunted?

POSTED // Jul 4,2011 - In the most plainly titled film of the year, a hobo (Rutger Hauer) buys a shotgun to clean up a crime-ridden town—says here, “Delivering justice, one shell at a time.”

POSTED // Jun 27,2011 - A girl in a mental hospital (Emily Browning) dreams up a fantastical world and battles samurais, snakes and Don Draper alongside other 98-pound girls

POSTED // Jun 20,2011 - An insurance agent (Ed Helms) travels to Cedar Rapids for a convention, only to wind up wasted and laid (with John C. Reilly and Anne Heche, respectively).

POSTED // Jun 6,2011 - Walt (Bryan Cranston) and Jesse (Aaron Paul) drive even deeper into the Albuquerque meth biz, striking a multimillion-dollar production deal, narrowly avoiding discovery, killing a few people—the usual.

POSTED // May 30,2011 - A mulleted criminal (Nicolas Cage) escapes from Hell to avenge his murdered daughter and save her baby from a cult while aided by a hot-pants drifter (Amber Heard) and pursued by the Devil.

POSTED // May 9,2011 - A troubled couple (Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams) attempt to save their marriage through flashbacks, threats, reconciliation, more flashbacks and generally being really, really good-looking.