POSTED // Mar 26,2012 - Death Valley: Season 1The last real show on MTV, a Cops-style “reality” comedy about the UTF (Undead Task Force) that protects Los Angeles from zombies, vampire hookers and other supernatu

POSTED // Mar 19,2012 - A troubled journalist (Daniel Craig) and an even-more-troubled punkette hacker (Rooney Mara) work to solve a 40-year-old disappearance case, uncover a vast conspiracy and just maybe work through some issues. But probably not.

POSTED // Mar 12,2012 - Guess what, Patricia Hastie? You’re going to play George Clooney’s wife in a smart Alexander Payne indie-flick filmed in Hawaii! Oh, and you’ll be bedridden in a coma and everybody thinks you’re a bitch. Congratulations!

POSTED // Mar 5,2012 - A local preacher (Dennis Quaid) tries to keep local kids (like Kenny Wormald and Julianne Hough) from dancing like brazen whores to loud music—but he can’t!

POSTED // Feb 27,2012 - A trio of broke bounty hunters (including tiny WWE star Trish Stratus—pictured actual size above) refuses to turn an informant over to the mob for $1 million, so they’re all marked for death now.

POSTED // Feb 20,2012 - When a billionaire Wall Street weasel (Alan Alda) steals their retirement funds, his ex-employees (including Ben Stiller and a sprawling cast of people funnier than Ben Stiller) plot their revenge ...

POSTED // Feb 13,2012 - A nun abused and enslaved within church walls by drug-dealing priests and scummy bikers receives a divine message on her death bed: Kill ’em all! Gunplay, violence, mayhem and general vengeance ensue—she’s a Sister of No Mercy!

POSTED // Feb 6,2012 - The acclaimed British series about a fancy family and their gossipy servants who all live in a sprawling castle near Hogwarts with a pet dragon named Abbey, Mr. Bean and Doctor Who. I’ve never actually seen this show.

POSTED // Jan 30,2012 - Drive Ryan Gosling stars in a 95-minute ’80s music video about a getaway-driver-for-hire who has to pay off some sketchy characters (Albert Brooks and Ron Perlman) to save the girl he loves

POSTED // Jan 23,2012 - Two best buds’ (Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Seth Rogen) lives are changed forever when one of them (not Rogen) is diagnosed with cancer—and he’s a journalist, so he’s doubly screwed.