POSTED // Jun 25,2012 - When a pair of rookie cops (Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum) go undercover to bust a high school drug ring, violence, hilarity, more violence and Ice Cube ensue.

POSTED // Jun 18,2012 - A stressed-out, downsized Manhattan couple (Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston) en route to Atlanta happens upon a hippie commune, decides to move in and enjoys the simple life; nudity, hilarity, more nudity and Alan Alda ensue.

POSTED // Jun 11,2012 - Over-the-top-of-the-top Nicolas Cage collides with the directorial magic of Neveldine/Taylor (Crank) and rebel monks(!) in the superhero event of 2012—OK, this and The Avengers, fanboys.

POSTED // Jun 4,2012 - Forced deeper into the meth biz with Gus, Walt steps up his (ill-conceived) plans to get out while Jesse becomes even more of a dick and Hank closes in.

POSTED // May 28,2012 - Just when you thought Bon Temps couldn’t get any sexier, bloodier and campier, now there are witches among the vampires, werewolves, fairies and waitresses! Also, Bill’s the new Vampire King and Sookie is still the Annoying Queen.

POSTED // May 7,2012 - Selene (Kate Beckinsale) returns after years in lockdown to a world where humans are bent on eradicating vampires and werewolves rather than making terrible tween movies about them. Rest in peace, leather catsuit.

POSTED // Apr 30,2012 - A black-ops badass (Gina Carano) double-crossed on a job and left for dead sets out for revenge—but, as the title implies, everything goes haywire.

POSTED // Apr 23,2012 - A “shark whisperer” (Academy Award- and Golden Globe-winning actress Halle Berry) haunted by a diver’s death is lured back to deadly Shark Alley by a thrill-seeking millionaire. What’s the direct-to-DVD equivalent of an Oscar?

POSTED // Apr 16,2012 - Bob Belcher (H. Jon Benjamin) and his weirdo family run Bob’s Burgers, the best (and most dysfunctional) burger joint in the city.

POSTED // Apr 9,2012 - U.S. Marshal Chris Monsanto (Chris Elliott) plays by his own rules and delivers justice with as much violent punching, kicking and shooting as possible, warranted or not (mostly not).