POSTED // Oct 8,2012 - The ’80s hair-metal-Glee flick that proved Tom Cruise rocks, Poison songs are timelessly bad, Malin Akerman should be in everything, and even Russell Brand can’t be the worst part of a movie that also stars Julianne Hough.

POSTED // Sep 17,2012 - A guy (Paul Schneider) who can’t get his wife (Olivia Munn) pregnant resorts to breaking into the sperm bank he donated to years ago—with the help of his buds from Super Troopers.

POSTED // Aug 20,2012 - Good-looking teens fight to the death on TV in future ’Merica, until Katniss (Jennifer Lawrence) ruins it for everybody.

POSTED // Aug 13,2012 - Epic Glee and Law & Order takedowns, sandwich wars, pillows vs. blankets, foosball showdowns, Inspector Spacetime and even some occasional classwork—it’s all in creator Dan Harmon’s (and Starburns’) brilliant final season.

POSTED // Aug 6,2012 - The manliest series on TV (well, Cinemax) follows the exploits of good-lookin’ counter-terrorism operatives as they punch, kick, shoot, screw, explode and grimace their way around the globe.

POSTED // Jul 30,2012 - Four ridiculously good-looking BFFs (Emma Roberts, Tamsin Egerton, Shanika Warren-Markland and Ophelia Lovibond) become entangled with ridiculously good-looking (and stolen) diamonds. British, no subtitles.

POSTED // Jul 23,2012 - True(ish) story: Countess Elizabeth Bathory kills almost everyone in the 17th century in a blood-spilling, flesh-ripping quest for immortality.

POSTED // Jul 16,2012 - Two single BFFs (Adam Scott, Jennifer Westfeldt) decide to have a baby together while still dating other people, much to the dismay of their friends (Jon Hamm, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph) and pretty much no one else.

POSTED // Jul 9,2012 - The gang’s all back (including Tara Reid, at a steep discount) for their 10-year high school reunion—let the debauchery, booze, sex and drugs recommence! What? It’s friendship, nostalgia, feelings and deep thoughts?

POSTED // Jul 2,2012 - Director Bobcat Goldthwait’s patriotic tale of a terminal loser (Joel Murray) and his 16-year-old sidekick (Tara Lynn Barr) traveling the USA and shooting the country’s most offensive idiots in the face. God bless America, indeed.