POSTED // Dec 17,2012 - Californication: Season 5Hank (David Duchovny) returns to Cali to write the script for a hip-hop mogul’s (RZA) film debut, Santa Monica Cop—naturally, this calls for ridiculous amounts of

POSTED // Dec 10,2012 - An underachieving stoner (Mark Wahlberg) must choose between his magical teddy bear/childhood friend Ted (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) and his ridiculously hot girlfriend (Mila Kunis).

POSTED // Dec 3,2012 - Retired Batman (Christian Bale) returns to save Gotham City—and gets his bat-ass handed to him by Bane (Tom Hardy). Can Batty and Catwoman (Anne Hathaway) stop Bane without causing billions in property damages? No.

POSTED // Nov 19,2012 - Stallone, Norris, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, Lundgren, Couture, Crews, Hemsworth, Li and Statham … whew … are back for more vengeance, payback and recoupment than ever! Insert action-geezer gag here.

POSTED // Nov 12,2012 - Three friends (Taylor Kitsch, Aaron Johnson and Blake Lively) grow and sell the best weed in SoCal and everything’s cool—but then the Mexican cartel (run by Salma Hayek and Benicio Del Toro) moves in and demands to partner up.

POSTED // Nov 5,2012 - A depressed dude (Mark Duplass) accepts his best friend’s (Emily Blunt) offer to vacation on her family’s island retreat, only to find her equally brunette and indie-quippy sister (Rosemarie DeWitt). Awkward love triangle ahoy!

POSTED // Oct 29,2012 - AmericanoAfter learning of his estranged mother’s death, Martin (Mathieu Demy) travels to Los Angeles to learn more about her. The first thing he finds out? She was having an affair with a Tijua

POSTED // Oct 22,2012 - A male stripper (Channing Tatum) with a heart of gold and a dream helps a kid get a (third) leg up in the business, gets screwed by his boss (Matthew McConaughey), and learns Valuable Life Lessons.

POSTED // Oct 16,2012 - A group of good-lookin’ young tourists in the Ukraine go sight-seeing in Prypiat, a city deserted after the next-door Chernobyl nuclear disaster in 1986.

POSTED // Oct 8,2012 - The ’80s hair-metal-Glee flick that proved Tom Cruise rocks, Poison songs are timelessly bad, Malin Akerman should be in everything, and even Russell Brand can’t be the worst part of a movie that also stars Julianne Hough.