POSTED // Mar 12,2012 - Guess what, Patricia Hastie? You’re going to play George Clooney’s wife in a smart Alexander Payne indie-flick filmed in Hawaii! Oh, and you’ll be bedridden in a coma and everybody thinks you’re a bitch. Congratulations!
POSTED // Feb 27,2012 - A trio of broke bounty hunters (including tiny WWE star Trish Stratus—pictured actual size above) refuses to turn an informant over to the mob for $1 million, so they’re all marked for death now.
POSTED // Feb 20,2012 - When a billionaire Wall Street weasel (Alan Alda) steals their retirement funds, his ex-employees (including Ben Stiller and a sprawling cast of people funnier than Ben Stiller) plot their revenge ...
POSTED // Feb 13,2012 - A nun abused and enslaved within church walls by drug-dealing priests and scummy bikers receives a divine message on her death bed: Kill ’em all! Gunplay, violence, mayhem and general vengeance ensue—she’s a Sister of No Mercy!
POSTED // Feb 6,2012 - The acclaimed British series about a fancy family and their gossipy servants who all live in a sprawling castle near Hogwarts with a pet dragon named Abbey, Mr. Bean and Doctor Who. I’ve never actually seen this show.
POSTED // Jan 30,2012 - Drive
Ryan Gosling stars in a 95-minute ’80s music video about a
getaway-driver-for-hire who has to pay off some sketchy characters
(Albert Brooks and Ron Perlman) to save the girl he loves
POSTED // Jan 23,2012 - Two best buds’ (Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Seth Rogen) lives are changed forever when one of them (not Rogen) is diagnosed with cancer—and he’s a journalist, so he’s doubly screwed.
POSTED // Jan 16,2012 - AbductionWhen a guy who isn’t a dreamy werewolf (Taylor Lautner) begins to unravel the mystery of his real father, he’s targeted for death by werewolf hunters, er, assassins. Can he, his a
POSTED // Jan 9,2012 - Politician/bootlegger “Nucky” Thompson (Steve Buscemi) cashes in on Prohibition in 1920s Atlantic City in the epic HBO series that should serve as a cautionary tale against involving government with liquor. But, of course, won’t.