Drag Me to Hell Sam Raimi returns triumphantly to the horror biz with the tale of a loan officer (Allison Lohman) who turns down a gypsy and gets cursed to, natch, hell. Scares, laughs, Justin Long (ack!) and the true terror of dentures ensue. (NBCUni.com) |
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How to Be a Serial Killer A motivational speaker teaches losers how to turn around their lives by taking others’ in the dark comedy that critics are calling “a dark comedy.” Co-starring that floppy-haired profiler from Criminal Minds. Sold! (MontereyMedia.com) |
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iMurders Time is running out for the FBI as members of a FaceSpace chat room are being brutally executed! Co-starring Gabrielle Anwar, who really shouldn’t have to do these kinds of movies anymore after Burn Notice. (iMurdersTheMovie.com) |
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Legend of the Seeker: Season 1 A young boy, a mysterious woman and a wizard battle to save the world from the evil clutches of Darken Rahl over 22 syndicated weekend episodes. It’s like Dungeons & Dragons, only with way less action and more bad dialogue. (DADT.com/LOTS) |
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The Proposal To avoid being deported to Canada, a book editor (Sandra Bullock) tries to marry her assistant (Ryan Reynolds) but is foiled by a family visit to Alaska and the general conventions of the Romantic Comedy. Oh, Sandy … (ProposalMovie.com) |