Eight signs your child was brainwashed by Barack Obama´s school speech on Tuesday:
8. Instead of asking "Where's his birth certificate?" he asks, "Where's your high school diploma?"
7. She's full of impossible ideas like a "career" and having fewer than eight babies.
6. He's exhibiting socialist tendencies, like sharing and playing with toy fire trucks.
5. She dares to ask over dinner, "What if Obama's not the Antichrist? Can we turn the basement bunker into a playroom?"
4. Instead of wanting to go to soccer practice Saturday morning, he asks "So, where's the local farmers' market?"
3. She switches the car radio from Radio Disney to NPR or, worse, jazz.
2. He's demanding universal health care for his new ferret, which he's named "Snarl Marx."
1. She quotes Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow more than Jesus and Sean Hannity.
If the current trend continues, universal health care will soon be available for Snarl Marx.
God forbid that we allow our youth to start thinking outside of the confines of the Mormon force field that, apparently, seems to be in dire fear of losing its power over young fertile minds. Obama appears to be in steady competition with Joseph Smith and his ability to manipulate and mastermand the masses.
I was under the impression that SLC Weekly was more liberal than the other stuff in Utah, this proves me wrong...