citylog
The E-
Edition:
CW
page
by page

Tumblr.jpg Google_Plus.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Home / Articles / Opinion / The Ocho /  Valuable Green Lessons
The Ocho

Valuable Green Lessons

Eight valuable “green” lessons learned from Earth Day/Week 2009.

By Bill Frost
Posted // April 22,2009 -

Eight valuable “green” lessons learned from Earth Day/Week 2009:

8. Working from home saves on gasoline; not on Cheetos and Internet porn.

7.
Printing 1,000 memos to remind office staff to use only electronic files is counterproductive.

6.
Composting and dead-body disposal need not be mutually exclusive.

5.
Related: Hippies are a renewable resource.

4.
Riding a bike to work is problematic for strippers and hair-metal tribute bands.

3.
An Inconvenient Truth does not synch up with Dark Side of the Moon.

2.
Wind-powered tanning beds and solar-powered hair dryers should really be re-thought.

1.
SLC Mayor Ralph Becker won’t shower with you to save water, no matter how persistently you ask.

 
  • Currently 3.5/5 Stars.
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Post a comment
 
 
Close
Close
Close