Eight most-searched online articles about Easter this week:
8. “Peeps-Related Deaths Projected Up 20 Percent This Season”
7. “Jesus Christ to Easter Bunny: ‘Step Off My Holiday, Egg Whore’”
6. “Easter Bunny to Jesus Christ: ‘Find a New Job, Hippie’”
5. “Trump to Christ and Bunny: ‘Let’s Settle This on Celebrity Apprentice’”
4. “Dying to Dye: What Every Parent Should Know About Egg-Dippers”
3. “Rachael Ray’s New Easter Hamducken Recipe is Pig-licious!”
2. “Study: Chocolate Bunnies Feel Empty, Soulless Inside”
1. “Columnist Fired for Abusing Word ‘Eggs-travaganza’ After Repeated Warnings”